You know what would be epic? An ironic/angry cover of "How Lovely to Be a Woman." You know, that song in the commercial. How lovely to be a woman, the wait was well worthwile. How lovely to be wear mascara, and smile a woman's smile. Let's get, like, Ani DiFranco or someone similar to cover it. That would be pretty much the best thing ever. ( Read more... )

Well, that was a mostly* enjoyable evening! Pics/details(?) to follow.

*No James, this is not directed at you. It's directed at Wig, who I'm gonna have to set on fire bitch incoherently at SET ON FIRE I MEANT IT THE FIRST TIME talk sternly to. Very, very sternly. With fire.

Oh, Heathus, I just had another Creepy James encounter ( Read more... )

So, does anyone actually have non-shitty parents and/or a non-shitty significant other? I mean, I have one awesome parent and one usually pretty good parent. (And no S.O., obvs.) But lately everyone around me's parents are being shitty/especially shitty (depending on the baseline shittiness of the particular parents), and so are their boy/girl/ ( Read more... )

I wish I had some other kind of academic skill, because I don't seem to make a very good English major. But you know, it's the only thing I actually know how to do, so ( Read more... )

Christina just had to use her pepper spray.

( Cut to spare you all )

Hey, guess what? No.

( My grandmother's a total cunt )

Someone please stop me from making Batman fanmixes. Don't let me do it! Noooooooooo--